““You're April's closest friend. I wasn't expecting you to fall into bed with me, but the two of you haven't exactly been living a chaste lifestyle. "I was". My voice is small. "What?" "Chaste. I made a promise."... "So there you are, drinking and taking drugs to the point of incapacitation, and you've been missing out on the best part of debauchery?" "I wouldn't know" "If you want to know, tell me””
