"ERNIE!!! Oh Ernie, That is no good. You……" — Bert
"ERNIE!!! Oh Ernie, That is no good. You cannot count fire engines. That is too loud. You will wake up the whole neighborhood. Now, I want to count something quiet to fall alsleep with, Okay. None of those sounds"
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Bert
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