"Eeyore religion says that the earth isn't worth……" — Benjamin Hoff

"Eeyore religion says that the earth isn't worth saving, anyway, and that when it comes to an end, the Faithful will be transported instantly to heaven. No problem. We'd like to see them explain things to Saint Peter at the Gate, when he asks them what they did with the world that God entrusted to them. That might get a bit sticky."

— Benjamin Hoff

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