Humor Quote by Belle Aurora Download Open image ““I’d rather shit on my hands and clap.”” — Belle Aurora ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you'll be shitting my fingernails for a week.” — Tanya Huff Copy Share Image
“You'd better take care of me, Lord. If you don't, you're gonna have me on your hands.” — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I clap my hands in delight. Is there anything more intoxicating than making a boy bend to your will?” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“ Can't nothing bother me when I got my hands in the dirt , he said. Like I'm talking to God with my fingers .” — Jesmyn Ward Copy Share Image
“wanted to get my hands dirty, to act and hope that my actions would make a difference.” — Eric Greitens Copy Share Image
“We'll blame it on the estrogen, it gets blamed for everything anyway.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Wrapping her arm around my waist, she squeezes tightly and hisses out a breath. "Dammit, that hurts!" And I can't help but chuckle. I… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“And when I bake for someone, I give them a little part of myself. It's like giving someone a part of my hear every… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“I press into him, deepening our kiss. His arms wrap around me, constricting me, making me feel safe and warm. I reach up and… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“I’m so ashamed of myself for wanting this. His brand of sex comes with a warning label. That should make me want to run… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Nat's face softens, her lips tilt at the corner and she speaks full of awe, "Wow." Still chuckling, I ask, "What?" She shifts from… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Max replies, "Why the fuck n- Oh man, are you gettin' lucky?" I quickly do up Asher's jeans and stand. Max bursts into laughter… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“He says softly, "I don't just want you in my dreams, baby. Been wanting you a long while." fiddle sticks I whisper, "Niki." He… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Kissing her once more, I tell her without hesitation, "if you promise to never leave me, I will love you. And be good to… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Pursing my lips, I ask, “What do you know about lingerie?” A bark of a laugh, then, “Uh, I know women look good in… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“There’s only one way I fuck.” The words are so crude that my lips part and I huff in an unsteady breath. He takes… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Equality over stereotype. In our field, we deal with all kinds of people from different backgrounds, races, and religions. There is no such thing… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
