"Well, I've read through that handbook for the……" — Beetlejuice
"Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual."
More Deceased Quotes
- And every breath I breathe untill the moment I'm deceased. Will be another moment ballin' as a 'G'. — Tupac Shakur
- Personality of reincarnating as Paulo was that of his deceased sister, Emilia. She made several suicidal attempts. Finally she took… — Ian Stevenson
- And the end of the fight is tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear,… — Rudyard Kipling
- The middle way is still driving on the wrong side of the road; it still permits the killing of the… — Lyndon Harrison, Baron Harrison
- If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased. — Kanye West
- A funeral is for those left behind. Sometimes, one wonders if the weeping is more out of fear for ourselves… — Ming-Dao Deng
- Maman died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know. I got a telegram from the home: 'Mother deceased. Funeral tomorrow.… — Albert Camus
- Tears are a tribute to our deceased friends. When the body is sown, it must be watered. But we must… — Matthew Henry
- To paraphrase a deceased patriot, I regret that I have only one life to give to my fly-fishing. — John D. Voelker
- She realized how many of her beliefs were either unrealistic or belonged to her deceased parents and her ex-husband. She… — Salle Merrill Redfield
- Sycamore trees were held to be sacred in ancient Egypt and are the first trees represented in ancient art. The… — Larry Gates
- Rest and peace should not be left until you're deceased. They are two vital life incredients everybody needs and seeks. — Rasheed Ogunlaru