Quote by Beavis And Butthead

Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. -Butthead

— Beavis And Butthead

It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis

— Beavis And Butthead

Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head

— Beavis And Butthead

Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. -Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead

“I went back outside and manually released my butt cheeks.”

— Tina Fey

“How could I say no to Beavis and Butthead?”

— J.L. Weil

I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson

— Pineapple Express

Ask Beavis I get nothin' Butt-head.

— Big L

“I ran out the door but it was to late..... i felt a sharp pain in my back as i heard the gun shoot”

— Andrew Lane

“Jack took a shot through the seat of his pants. He tells me next time I hold a target shoot he ain't available.... Listen,…

— Moira Young

I was shot from the funny gun.

— Peter DeLuise

“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?” “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”

— Etienne Guerin DeForest