Quote by Beastie Boys Download Open image ““I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat.”” — Beastie Boys ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I need to figure out what it was I did that made me hit the home run.” “You connected the bat to the ball.” “No, it was more than that. Something I did before the game, maybe--” “No, no, no,” I said, lifting myself up onto my toes so I could look directly into his eyes. “There was no thing… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share
“You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
“Life keeps throwing me curve balls and I don't even own a bat. At least my dodging skills are improving.” — Jayleigh Cape Copy Share Image
“The sensation of a baseball bat to the face was not any more pleasant when it came from an unexpected direction, without warning.” — John C. Wright Copy Share Image
“Why should I be scared of an oversized bat who likes to throw temper tantrums?” — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It’s like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like Thanksgiving stuffin'. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and Chong. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so I wrote human inside the space. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it was like Welcome Back Kotter. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my mittens. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
