Quote by Bare Naked Ladies

Much like pheromones for flies, you will not avoid my eyes.

— Bare Naked Ladies

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.

— Bare Naked Ladies

It's been one week since you looked at me, threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy. Five days since you tackled…

— Bare Naked Ladies

If I always seem distracted, like my mind's somewhere else, that's because it's true.

— Bare Naked Ladies

Absence makes the heart grow fungus.

— Bare Naked Ladies

Once I had this dream where I slept with her mom.

— Bare Naked Ladies

I dont buy everything I read, I haven't even read everything I bought.

— Bare Naked Ladies

How happy you will be when you get a job at Wendy's and are honored with employee of the month.

— Bare Naked Ladies

If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a…

— Bare Naked Ladies

I live with it everyday, for every step I have to pay. The only thing that they can't take, is the guilt that spirals…

— Bare Naked Ladies

I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone. I guess I should've studied instead of watching Wrath Of Khan.

— Bare Naked Ladies

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman, I summon fish to the dish.

— Bare Naked Ladies