Funny Quote by Bard Constantine

“She handed him her gun. “Down,” she ordered. “Shoot anybody that comes into view.” “What about you?” “No, don’t shoot me.” “I mean where…

— James Rollins

“Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?”

— David Wong

“shoot to kill?”

— Gorden Korman

“How do I shoot?” “Your finger through there. Feel that? But you only pull if you’re sure that everything’s right.” “Why?” “Because you can’t…

— Andrew Pyper

“She said, “Name something people only use once.” I said, “The phrase, ‘You cowardly bastard—you won’t shoot me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What you doin' with this gun?”

— Mark Twain

“Whatever you do gives you the name it gives.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“I promise, I will never shoot you by accident.”

— Joanna Wylde

You could say I'm on the troubleshooting squad." "Troubleshooting?" He put a hand on the back of his waistband. "I see trouble and I…

— Karen Chance

“Life is a bleak place. Sometimes you have to learn how to shoot first.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“What are your choices when someone puts a gun to your head? What are you talking about? You do what they say or they…

— Harvey Specter Suits

“You do know I’m the one person who can shoot you and make it look like justifiable homicide?”

— Shelly Laurenston