All Victoria Wood Quotes
- Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. Intelligent
- All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro. All
- Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs. Acting
- A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing. Each
- I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing. Bit
- I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it… Always Disappointing
- I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room. Ate
- I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got… Car
- In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you. Attention
- I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I… Brick
- Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then… Across
- Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system. Child
- I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes. Been
- Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating… Bits
- Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed? Employed
- In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones. Aptitude
- Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on. Go
- Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years… Age
- My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good.… Believe
- People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them. Always Think
- Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that. Deserve
- In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I… Agents
- In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television. Day
- I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill. God
- If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on… Act