Comedy is crowded. There are hundreds of comedians in every place in the world. — Trevor Noah Comedian Copy Share Image
I want to be in a position where I get to start off fresh. I don't have any preconceived notion of how… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I know that I cannot change the entire world, but I've always believed I can at least affect change in my world. — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
My mother never stagnated in a place where she said, I have it all. — Trevor Noah Mother Copy Share Image
Traveling the world I've learned that progressives, regardless of their locations, think in a global space. — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I became a chameleon. My color didn't change. But I could change your perception of my color. — Trevor Noah Chameleon Copy Share Image
“I was wanted. Being chosen is the greatest gift you can give to another human being. Once” — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
It's the reason the United States fell into the Patriot Act - because they were reacting. — Trevor Noah Intelligence Copy Share Image
If I could get an honest answer, I would ask Trump. "How much money would you want in order to leave the… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“When you make the effort to speak someone else’s language, even if it’s just basic phrases here and there, you are saying… — Trevor Noah Culture Copy Share Image
Progression, in my opinion, is often identifying shortcomings - whether it's views or the things you're doing in your life, your relationships… — Trevor Noah Growth Copy Share Image
I think any show has the potential to bring about social change. I do not think any one show in isolation can… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I love ebola jokes. When done in the right way, maybe it gets people to learn about ebola, to learn about the… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
One of the people from my online team said he didn't notice - almost immediately after the [Donald] Trump victory within the… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
There are many people out there who don't even think of themselves as being averse to facts, but the truth is, they… — Trevor Noah Facts Copy Share Image
There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
If he says that, if he wins, he's going to, you know, dismantle the libel laws and come after the newspapers, I… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
Nelson Mandela was in jail when I was really young, and Winnie Mandela was one of the biggest faces of the movement.… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
When I first came to the U.S. - because I do accents and I've traveled the world. I have friends of almost… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I've come to learn as an adult that love is a hell of a drug. It's one of the most dangerous things… — Trevor Noah Ability Copy Share Image
“It is one thing to be born in the hood and know that you will never leave the hood. But the cheese… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“Everything I have ever done I’ve done from a place of love. If I don’t punish you, the world will punish you… — Trevor Noah Love Copy Share Image
They said [on a day show], oh, you can't do a Chinese accent. That's - and I said, I'm not doing a… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“the other kids at school got brands, Nike and Adidas. I never got brands. One time I asked my mom for Adidas… — Trevor Noah Marketing Copy Share Image
“I’d found my niche. Since I belonged to no group I learned to move seamlessly between groups. I floated. I was a… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“It’s such a strange thing, but in two years of hustling I never once thought of it as a crime. I honestly… — Trevor Noah Black people Copy Share Image
“As a kid I understood that people were different colors, but in my head white and black and brown were like types… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“The unemployment rate for young black men post-apartheid shot up, sometimes as high as 50 percent. What happens to a lot of… — Trevor Noah Every morning Copy Share Image
“The dogs left with us and we walked. I sobbed the whole way home, still heartbroken. My mom had no time for… — Trevor Noah Cheating Copy Share Image
“As the British Empire fell, the Afrikaner rose up to claim South Africa as his rightful inheritance. To maintain power in the… — Trevor Noah Apartheid Copy Share Image
“Once we reconnected, I was overcome by this drive to make up for all the years we’d missed. I decided the best… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“That’s who I was. Always an outsider. As the outsider, you can retreat into a shell, be anonymous, be invisible. Or” — Trevor Noah Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where we don’t see the ramifications of what we do to others, because we don’t live with… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
Comedy is a great tool. We [comics] are trying to find ways to use humor to enlighten people without preaching to them. — Trevor Noah Comedy Copy Share Image
What the apartheid system was really good at doing was convincing groups to hate one another. — Trevor Noah Apartheid Copy Share Image
“I wasn't popular, but I wasn't an outcast. I was everywhere with everybody, and at the same time I was all by… — Trevor Noah Outcast Copy Share Image
If you look at this election, I feel like Donald Trump was speaking a different language to Hillary Clinton. — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“I’d rather held back with people I liked than move ahead with people I didn’t know” — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I learned to use language like my mother did. I would simulcast, give you the program in your own tongue. — Trevor Noah Giving Copy Share Image
Here's one redeeming quality about Donald Trump. He's an equal opportunity offender. — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image