Do I do bar mitzvahs? No. You know, you've gotta draw a line somewhere. — Sir Mix-a-Lot Copy Share Image
I was bar mitzvahed at Beth Shalom, and I had trouble. I didn't quite get it all. — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
I'm the star of stage, screen, and television now, but I'm also available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs. — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
A Bar Mitzvah is the time in his life when a Jewish boy realizes he has a better chance of owning a… — Jerry Reinsdorf Copy Share Image
My microphone skills were developed at a young age watching my dad on the microphone. My dad DJ'ed bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs,… — Enzo Amore Copy Share Image
Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Whoever teaches his son teaches not alone his son but also his son's son, and so on to the end of generations — Hebrew Proverb Copy Share Image
This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling.… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
When I was 13 and 14, there were a lot of jokes about my bar mitzvah and my grandparents, and then when… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I just had - we had instances - like, for instance, when I turned 13, she threw me a bar mitzvah. But… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I played in front of every conceivable audience you could face: an all-black audience, all-white, firemen's fairs, policemen's balls, in front of… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Until he turned twelve, Nimrod was a shitty person. The kind of whiner that, if he wasn’t your best friend, you’d have… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And… — Joan Larkin Copy Share Image
I saw the most frightening, most depressing sight I had ever seen - a row of stores with Stars of David and… — Harpo Marx Copy Share Image
I was bar mitzvahed, which was hard. I feel it was the hardest thing I ever had to do; harder than making… — Clara Mamet Copy Share Image
The fact is that people who strap bombs to their bodies to blow up families at a Bar Mitzvah in Israel, plant… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
“I would be quite content to go to their children's bar mitzvahs, to marvel at their Gothic cathedrals, to 'respect' their belief… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Just to put that in some context, 1954 was the same year that From Here to Eternity won an Oscar. Swanson's manufactured… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
Becoming an actor wasn’t a choice – it was something I was forced into. At 3, you can’t make those choices... I… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
I had already been a young singer. And once, as a profession, I was a young singer, what you would call a… — Charlemagne Palestine Copy Share Image
“I had survived the work gangs in the ghetto. Baked bread under cover of night. Hidden in a pigeon coop. Had a… — Alan Gratz Copy Share Image
“Let’s call it the theory of receptivity. It’s the idea, often cited by young people in their case against the relevance of… — Michelle Orange Copy Share Image
“practice, the synagogue generally limits its services only to members in the area of bat or bar mitzvah. Most life-cycle events (outside… — Kerry M. Olitzky Copy Share Image
“The ceremony was fast so we wouldn't be caught. When it was over, the men all whispered 'Mazel tov' and climbed back… — Alan Gratz Copy Share Image
“hegemony of the modern synagogue. These are the events that surround birth, coming of age, marriage (including divorce), and death. Many synagogues… — Kerry M. Olitzky Copy Share Image
“Gogol flips through the book. A single picture at the front, on smoother paper than the rest of the pages, shows a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Daniel." He looked up. "El-la.I was wondering if you'd catch me." He offered me a cigarette. I gave him a shame-on-you look;he… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
