“It’s hard to stay upset over someone else’s happy ending.” — Thomm Quackenbush Happy ending Copy Share Image
“It was inelegant, but what was not when taking a hostage?” — Thomm Quackenbush Elegance Copy Share Image
“He's very good at chaining girls. He can make cold steel feel like silk.” — Thomm Quackenbush Bondage Copy Share Image
“Love could not save her from the bargains others had made.” — Thomm Quackenbush Bargain Copy Share Image
“If she had some level of theism, we might have a shared theological root from which I could shape holy words.” — Thomm Quackenbush God Copy Share Image
“It is hard to truly commune with the recently departed when carrying a plastic bag of dog feces.” — Thomm Quackenbush Communion Copy Share Image
“A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.” — Thomm Quackenbush Bad decisions Copy Share Image
“Which God is the forgiving one, exactly? Old Testament, where He got His rocks off by smiting? Or New Testament, once Our… — Thomm Quackenbush Bible Copy Share Image
“The body tries to stop the mind from killing itself, no matter the cost. It is only the lack of strength, the… — Thomm Quackenbush Death Copy Share Image
“Like any man, he had no real protection from an unsolicited kiss from a pretty woman, even one he had just murdered.” — Thomm Quackenbush Kiss Copy Share Image
“You kill by consent, every time you let something… pervert the balance when you have the power to stop it.” — Thomm Quackenbush Balance Copy Share Image
“Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear… — Thomm Quackenbush Alien Copy Share Image
“I was pure, before you defiled me, and don't you forget it. As though the concept of purity is anything more than… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“Romantic comedies very rarely deal with washing your lover's dishes because she has to be up early for work, since no one… — Thomm Quackenbush Infatuation Copy Share Image
“The UFOs were explicable enough, just experimental aircrafts from the airport. Of course the government was not going to tell people what… — Thomm Quackenbush Alien Copy Share Image
“If you try to leave me like this, I will haunt you until the end of your days. I will drop out… — Thomm Quackenbush Commitment Copy Share Image
“Kissing a stranger because that is what is done presages an unhappy year not for any supernatural reason, but because you are… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“There is no real time, only one moment immediately after creation where God asked humanity to join Him. What humanity perceives as… — Thomm Quackenbush God Copy Share Image
“My life edges out any sense of sanity I can have, and I come to realize there won't be a point where… — Thomm Quackenbush Life Copy Share Image
“But aliens? There are TV shows about them. There are books and movies and more. The media indoctrinates you to them until… — Thomm Quackenbush Alien Copy Share Image
“I do not imagine I will ever cling to her like she is the last handhold on an otherwise sheer cliff. I… — Thomm Quackenbush Independence Copy Share Image
“Devareux also made mention of finding "angel hair" that melted when touched but was so radioactive as to break a Geiger counter,… — Thomm Quackenbush Cemetery Copy Share Image
“You know, Aerosmith will be the thing that kills off your music. Not them directly, mind you. What they represent. Bands are… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“The aftertaste of New Year's Eve parties wears on me for the same reason I am not much for resolutions. Dusting off… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“I think it simply comes down to fantasy being the language I speak. While I cannot get into epic sword and sorcery,… — Thomm Quackenbush Fantasy Copy Share Image
“I know for a fact the first UFOs reported in modern times, just before the crash at Roswell, were boomerang shaped and… — Thomm Quackenbush Aliens Copy Share Image
“They do not like evidence like that, anything too definite because our first instinct is to find flaws and debunk. They want… — Thomm Quackenbush Aliens Copy Share Image
“Her straw-colored pigtails did not qualify her to be Rapunzel and could not be spun to gold by imp fingers, she was… — Thomm Quackenbush Beauty Copy Share Image
“Magic was not in glitter and sparks. Real magic didn't need to be.” — Thomm Quackenbush Glitter Copy Share Image
“In this decaying world, these moments with her help keep me sane.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“She could not trust people who wore all their "weird" on the outside. It left so little within to discover.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“She harbored the childhood presumption that the truly scary things could only find her in the night.” — Thomm Quackenbush Childhood Copy Share Image
“Vampires did not avoid mirrors because they cast no reflection but because mirrors became so unflattering with the illusion of fuzzy focus… — Thomm Quackenbush Mirror Copy Share Image
“Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of… — Thomm Quackenbush Coitus Copy Share Image
“You look like something the cat coughed up, dragged through dirt, ate, and coughed up again.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
“Isn't watching sacred potential kill itself as good a punishment as eternal fire?” — Thomm Quackenbush Eternal Copy Share Image