All Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
- A wise man once said, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.' -Michelangelo Divine
- You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members… All
- This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos?… Casey
- Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy. -Michaelangelo Boy
- Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN! -Raphael Come Back
- I made a funny. -Splinter Funny
- Never lower your eyes to an enemy. -Tatsu Enemy
- You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something. -Michaelangelo Believe
- A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me...you didn't pay money for this. -Raphael Bat
- God, I LOVE BEING A TURTLE! -Michaelangelo God
- That was close. Whoa, time to switch to decaf, April. -Michaelangelo April
- Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting. Isn't it? -Donatello Donatello
- Aw, a fellow chucker, eh? -Michaelangelo Aw
- I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my… Ago
- You fight well...in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder. -The Shredder Caused
- All fathers care for their sons. -Splinter All
- Ninja...vanish! -Tatsu Ninja
- Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town! -Michaelangelo Butt
- I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from… Accomplish
- First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight donut. -Leonardo Ancient
- Yee haw! Ninja cowboy! -Donatello Cowboy
- This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21. -Raphael Century
- A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo Environment
- The rat is the cleanest one. -April O'Neil April
- Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one! -Raphael Crunch