All Ted Rall Quotes
- It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare. Funny
- Most people don't know how to tell stories. Inspirational
- On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet. American
- When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt… Bird
- When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling. Graphic
- Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s. Day
- Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs… Afghanistan
- There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair. Anonymous
- The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years,… Afghanistan
- The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one… Apartment
- Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a… American
- Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But… All
- The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. Boss
- I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip. Dilbert
- But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people who are experiencing these things. But it's not like being… Cartooning
- I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or not it's as good as a great book of prose… Better
- I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society. American