“up to a tree. He lifted his leg and was about to pee on it and mark his territory.” — Steve the Noob Lifted Copy Share Image
“It was also very dirty, but I guess it was a dirt tunnel so it had to be dirty.” — Steve the Noob Dirt Copy Share Image
“Bob armed himself with a stone axe in each hand. Arceus stood ready with his bow fully drawn. Shadow had multiple” — Steve the Noob Arceus Stood Copy Share Image
“AJ dropped to the ground and there he lay, motionlessly. A few seconds later, AJ’s body poofed and all that remained was… — Steve the Noob Dropped Copy Share Image
“I was reluctant, but I accepted his deal. It was my only chance to be reunited with my pet… “If” — Steve the Noob Deal Copy Share Image
“Lucky howled, I think he was quite happy as well. He ran all over the place, sniffing grass and peeing everywhere. Bob” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“He was all tied up and was crawling away like a worm. “Where do you think you’re going?” asked Alex. “Untie” — Steve the Noob Crawling Copy Share Image
“Besides endless training and monster slaying, there has been a couple of new developments in our town.” — Steve the Noob Developments Copy Share Image
“in line.” I sighed and lowered my head. I turned around and was about to walk out the door. Then… — Steve the Noob Old age Copy Share Image
“because he was wielding a stone axe and a wooden shield. He was obviously the guard for the second mining team. … — Steve the Noob Swords Asked Copy Share Image
“Finally, a villager named Moonpie moved to town and wants to start a new restaurant. Unfortunately, the mayor felt that we had… — Steve the Noob Matter of time Copy Share Image
“We both landed on the ground. Daisy was standing nearby, greeting the villagers. She saw what happened and said, “OMG! Are… — Steve the Noob Right now Copy Share Image
“I followed Ema and Krista to the hospital. On the way there, the potions and Blood Lust wore off. Every part of… — Steve the Noob Ached Copy Share Image
“Um… I guess? I just want to get rid of the monsters in this world.” The Sage nodded. “Yes, it's just… — Steve the Noob Adventure Copy Share Image
“one hand, it is like getting a fresh start. But on the other hand, I feel so lost” — Steve the Noob Feel Copy Share Image
“Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?” — Steve the Noob Dog Copy Share Image
“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.” — Steve the Noob Paper Copy Share Image
“Just chilling?” These jerks… they just hang around town hall nonchalantly. Who do they think they are?” — Steve the Noob Jerks Copy Share Image
“I have to get stronger! I have to become better! I have to be like Alex! I” — Steve the Noob Better Copy Share Image
“How are you going to protect us from them?” asked Quinn the miner. “We’re” — Steve the Noob Miner Copy Share Image
“Our rogues engaged the enemy rogues and thieves. Our guards got some breathing room as Team” — Steve the Noob Rogues Engaged Copy Share Image
“Calvin was still eating; he was a beast! Even Lucky had already given up by then. “Whoa…” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“She had a potion in each hand and jumped up and threw them at the group of skeletons. A” — Steve the Noob Potion Copy Share Image
“cleared the back side of the fortress and was about to start on the left side. Then suddenly, we heard a monstrous… — Steve the Noob Suddenly Heard Copy Share Image
“Wow… I had no idea she could sing like that,” said Arthur. “I… I think I have a new crush,” whispered Pierce.… — Steve the Noob Whispered Copy Share Image
“Not only that, the terrain was also all over the place. There were so many different levels that it made it difficult… — Steve the Noob Different level Copy Share Image
“realized that I forgot to talk to the mayor about making a village guardian. It was then that I also realized that… — Steve the Noob Forgot Copy Share Image
“I woke up feeling extra sluggish, probably because I had a hard time sleeping. I grabbed an apple from the dining table… — Steve the Noob Dining table Copy Share Image
“I think more animals will make our town seem even more lively,” I said. “As long as they don’t poop everywhere,” said… — Steve the Noob Animals Copy Share Image
“just came from the mayor’s place. “Hey, what’s going on?” I asked Bob. “Oh, hey, I just got done talking to the… — Steve the Noob Strategy Copy Share Image
“As I sat there, I thought about the future of our village. I thought about all the amazing possibilities. I thought about… — Steve the Noob Time Copy Share Image
“just like we did back then. But the upgrades weren’t done yet, the builders still needed to expand the trench. So, now… — Steve the Noob Architecture Copy Share Image
“I do.” “Then you know why I’m here?” “Thank you for coming. Good bye.” “Wait, what? What are you… — Steve the Noob Asked Copy Share Image
“and powerful, evil dragon. You may have to defeat this powerful foe in order to restore peace to our lands.” “Er…… — Steve the Noob Peace Copy Share Image
“I collided into the zombies. The undead monsters poofed from the collision, and I went tumbling down. Oof!” — Steve the Noob Zombies Copy Share Image
