“Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's… — Steve Merrick Evolution Copy Share Image
“Ok is there anyone here who isn't injured?” She let the silence last a bit longer theatrically, then laughed. “Why are we… — Steve Merrick Copy Share Image
“Pat the little Spaceman on the head and get him to shut up, so we can get on with the important works… — Steve Merrick First place Copy Share Image
“Ok if they had a problem their system of parties basically took polarised positions about it, and if you look at them… — Steve Merrick Copy Share Image
“Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.” — Steve Merrick Politics Copy Share Image
“Being a hermit involves a lot of what we would call routine tasks taken to an extreme, even the morning flush of… — Steve Merrick Stevesevilempire Copy Share Image
“Well who can truly understand politics any more, ever since they all went professional it's all sort of blurred with the entertainments… — Steve Merrick Politics Copy Share Image
“Nuts is to subjective a word and in this context your insistence on sanity is quite irr” — Steve Merrick Steve-merrick Copy Share Image
“Hmm what wine is this love thing that your species has, not necessary even on a good day, but like a mob… — Steve Merrick Good day Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile in the valley, Alice was having a confusing conversation with a starling.” — Steve Merrick Communication Copy Share Image
“That is the way of science and art, it is beloved by your societies and criminalised by your cultures.” — Steve Merrick Art Copy Share Image
“Ignoring global warming is like crossing a road blindfolded.” — Steve Merrick Air quality Copy Share Image
“The ancient greeks called all of those stars and planets in our night sky. "Wanderers." I don't think anyone has come up… — Steve Merrick Ancient greek Copy Share Image
“His universe was an analogue being, probably as out of date as the gods are.” — Steve Merrick God Copy Share Image
“I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would… — Steve Merrick Black hole Copy Share Image
“We apologise for interrupting your life but we have an important message from our sponsors the Konichiwa collective software, it's a waking… — Steve Merrick Alice in wonderland Copy Share Image
“With the caution of a gazelle I looked to the closed door ahead of it, and feeling a tickle of fear in… — Steve Merrick Closed door Copy Share Image
“As an accused traitor I must attest that I never betrayed my heart, only the hearts of others.” — Steve Merrick Steve-merrick Copy Share Image
“Being quite a Darwinian creature feature I have to add, that only the fittest of survival will finish this book anyway,” — Steve Merrick Animals Copy Share Image
“Guess what? Science like gravity doesn't care what the sex of the discoverers is........” — Steve Merrick Science Copy Share Image
“MY GAZELLES ARE ALL IN ROW, (But they run off a lot)" Kego O'Grady” — Steve Merrick Kego-o-grady Copy Share Image
“This impossibility has happened and therefore isn't impossible.” — Steve Merrick Stevesevilempire Copy Share Image