Best Steve Martin Thoughts
- I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience. Experience
- Always...no wait...never..... Funny
- Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized. Alone
- The emotions of men, however, were of a different order. They were pesky annoyances, small dust devils at her feet. Her knack for causing heartbreak… Annoyance
- When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane. Ahead
- …when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable… Alert
- Mirabelle is not affected by a man’s failures to approach her, as her own self-depreciating attitude never allows the idea that he would in the… Affected
- His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is… Age
- Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen. Attractive
- she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses. Bloomed
- For a while, Mirabelle believes there will be a moment when he will cave in and let himself love her, but eventually she lets the… Believe
- I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? All
- So she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure… Adventure
- The Matisse seemed to respond to the decreasing light by increasing its own wattage. Every object in the room was drained of color, but the… Anything Else
- I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but… Afternoon
- My fear represented the failure of the human system. It is a sad truth of our creation: Something is amiss in our design, there are… Amiss
- You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you… Art
- I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch. Anymore
- She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me. Destroyed
- All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies. All
- So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background. Background
- How many people have never raised their hand before? Hand
- I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night. Decided
- In my opening seconds, I would say, "It's great to be here," then move to several other spots on the stage and say, "No, it's… Great
- She didn't even finish her last sentence; it just trailed off. I think the subject had changed in her head while her mouth had continued… Changed
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