All Spencer Pratt Quotes
- I cannot wait to leave and get out of your life cuz the fact that you even talk to LC makes me wanna have nothing… Cannot Wait
- Please leave. Please leave. I'm not even listening. I'm not even listening LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA Go away I will be gone by the new day. Day
- Well, I'm trying to be a billionaire before 30I definitely want to go into politics later in my life. I plan to be governor, at… Billionaire
- If I was a virgin I would be a mixed martial artist...or in Delta Force. Artist
- The best breakfast burrito are always in the back of liquor stores! Best
- I learn the most about people asking them what they want their ringtone/text tone to be. Asking
- Glad my life is always so normal, helps keep me stay centered, in touch with what's real. Centered
- Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike. Bike
- I don't hate your guts, just your circulatory, muscular, and central nervous systems. Central
- Some people say I'm all washed up. Joke's on them, I haven't bathed in weeks. All
- Women. Can't live with them; can't breed an army of genetically engineered super-soldiers without them. Army
- If at first you don't succeed, there's always performance enhancing drugs. Drugs
- You know you're hated when even Siri refuses to do what you tell her. Hated
- Life is boiled potatoes. I am the cayenne pepper. Boiled