“You need to know all this stuff, of course, because some of these new moms will lose their impacted shit on you… — Samantha Irby Children Copy Share Image
“I'm not bitter, I survived a liar. I'm not bitter, I weathered a cheater. I'm not bitter, I sustained a massive injury… — Samantha Irby Copy Share Image
“No one ever tells attractive children how much they suck, and then the rest of us get stuck with insufferable, narcissistic adults… — Samantha Irby Children Copy Share Image
“but if we’re being 100 percent honest with each other, I really can’t commit to anything once a month. I don’t even… — Samantha Irby Copy Share Image
“Real love feels less like a throbbing, pulsing animal begging for its freedom and beating against the inside of my chest and… — Samantha Irby Dining room Copy Share Image
“Before their eventual divorce I was spoiled and coddled and feted and fed Frosted Flakes in front of the television like King… — Samantha Irby Copy Share Image
“But I was 22 when I started this job, and you know what? Sometimes it really is okay to just have a… — Samantha Irby Career Copy Share Image
