“He didn’t know who she was, but she was too crazy to be holding anything in a test tube.” — S.D. Perry Copy Share Image
“It's not like I got caught masturbating, for chrissake; she doesn't know me, why the hell would she care if I'm superstitious?… — S.D. Perry Humor Copy Share Image
“The truth was, she couldn't stand to let such an opportunity pass; she wanted to see what was behind the closed door,… — S.D. Perry Copy Share Image
