Best Russell Lynes Quotes
- And I thought I had problems? Look at your face! Face
- Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. Admission
- If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative. Iq
- Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in? Help
- The most effective comeback to an insult is silence. Comeback
- Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing. Brain
- I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. Ask
- If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably… Comeback
- The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people… Attain
- Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as… All
- A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes. Any
- When it gets dark enough you can see the stars. Dark
- Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence. Cripple