All Rush Limbaugh Quotes
- Football is like life and I know life. Football
- Let me tell you the polls that count, and those are the polls a couple of weeks before the election. That's when the pollsters worry… Count
- So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to reconstruct and reform this nation so that… Barack
- If you commit a crime, you're guilty. Commit
- Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere,… America
- The First Amendment doesn't give anybody the right to be heard. People don't have to listen to you. Amendment
- Barack Obama doesn't think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it'd be fine with him. Barack
- Even when I think I'm wrong I'm right. I am all-knowing. All
- I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster. Coaster
- Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth. Begins
- Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper! Biodegradable
- That's the definition of 'success' for the modern Democrat Party. As many people dependent on government as possible is the objective. Definition
- You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's… Funny
- The people that make this country work, the people who pay on their mortgages, the people getting up and going to work, striving in this… Country
- Compassion is no substitute for justice. Compassion
- Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice? Choice
- I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. Honest
- Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government. Cuts
- Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule. Authoritarian
- Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century. Century