Rory Bremner

Being a great believer in Scottish tradition, I followed the example of my fellow countrymen and moved to England.

— Rory Bremner

Anyone who wants to promote a car or a football tournament turns to opera. There's a much greater public connection than the…

— Rory Bremner

Just when exactly does the Millennium begin? Some say 1999, some say 2000, and some say 2001. You wait a thousand years…

— Rory Bremner

I have highs and lows. I have great big moments of adrenaline, but that can be followed by depression. It's a black…

— Rory Bremner

Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!

— Rory Bremner

I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but it's entertaining, and it helps you…

— Rory Bremner

It frustrates me when my mind wanders and when I end up reading the same words again and again.

— Rory Bremner

I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in…

— Rory Bremner

I've never felt entirely comfortable in high society. I'm more comfortable talking to the bar staff than the super-rich. I don't really…

— Rory Bremner

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

— Rory Bremner

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine,…

— Rory Bremner

It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone'

— Rory Bremner

When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same…

— Rory Bremner

I wish my father had lived longer. He died when I was 18.

— Rory Bremner

What's fascinating about doing comedy about the referendum is, because it is the first time, it is the most extraordinary atmosphere. You…

— Rory Bremner

Maybe we like our politicians to appear like bumbling oafs. It certainly never did Ronald Reagan or George Bush any harm. The…

— Rory Bremner

Politics in Scotland is far too important to be taken seriously.

— Rory Bremner

It's a new world that's very, very difficult to make sense of. But we have a new hope. We have a new…

— Rory Bremner

I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at…

— Rory Bremner

But let's be clear. We're talking about a country where there's no opposition. As leader he can ignore Parliament and - sorry…

— Rory Bremner

That business aspect of the media, that Charlotte Street world, the advertising and programme executives, it leaves me absolutely cold. I'm supposed…

— Rory Bremner

We are rather in the position that used to exist at the BBC, where you feel that you can pick up the…

— Rory Bremner

I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.

— Rory Bremner