Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I've got a lot on my shoulders, but I've got the most beautiful family in the world. — Roddy Piper Beautiful Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
WWE and I have a long history, and I remember some very fun days back in the day. — Roddy Piper Day Copy Share Image
I was the youngest in the world in history when I started, 15. That's illegal now. — Roddy Piper History Copy Share Image
We got an old saying: I would rather you punch my teeth down my throat than throw a popcorn punch! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One… — Roddy Piper Acting Copy Share Image
I did three television shows in Poughkeepsie in one day, with Adrian Adonis and The Iron Sheik. They gave us no food. — Roddy Piper Day Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I was 5th in the world playing bagpipes - that's how I got the name Roddy the Piper,… — Roddy Piper Bagpipes Copy Share Image
When I would go into Madison Square Garden, I wasn't the most popular guy. Madison Square Garden, there's 16,000 Puerto Ricans with… — Roddy Piper Garden Copy Share Image
Only thing I ever thought I'd see is a picture with me in a uniform with stripes on it and a number… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
In the morning, I'm juicing two apples, two carrots, two celery, two beets, two ginger. I'm drinking that every morning to try… — Roddy Piper Apples Copy Share Image
Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple.… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
The bottom line is, don't be a lifer. Get in, get a business, get five years of what you can, and get… — Roddy Piper Bottom line Copy Share Image
I was trained by, at the time, the toughest man in the world. Not according to him, either. His name is 'Judo'… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I remember I did a character in 'Robocop' years ago - Commander Cash. I wore this really ridiculous outfit, and my face… — Roddy Piper Character Copy Share Image
For years and hundreds of thousands of miles, I drove with one knee, with the eight-track and the light dome on in… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
With Hulk, I don't agree with all his choices, but you know what, I don't hear people saying all the great things… — Roddy Piper Choices Copy Share Image
I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of… — Roddy Piper Acting Copy Share Image
Ask me for my shirt off my back, I'll give it to you. Tell me? Not a chance. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Getting into the voice-over booth, there are no cameras and no inhibitions. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
