Wrestling Quotes by Roddy Piper

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

— Roddy Piper

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

— Roddy Piper

The WWE gave me a family and a life.

— Roddy Piper

Wrestlers are the best.

— Roddy Piper

I've had over seven thousand pro fights.

— Roddy Piper

Wrestling saved my life.

— Roddy Piper

The heel runs the match.

— Roddy Piper

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

— Roddy Piper

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

— Roddy Piper

It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in.

— Roddy Piper

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

— Roddy Piper

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers...

— Roddy Piper

Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy... I have so much respect for them.

— Roddy Piper

Vince McMahon got really angry at me for leaving the WWE-F-G, whatever it is now.

— Roddy Piper

I've had Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy as a tag-team partner.

— Roddy Piper

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

— Roddy Piper

I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident.

— Roddy Piper

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

— Roddy Piper

Wrestling has a tremendous entrance plan. You come in, and it's, 'Boy, here you are. It's rock and roll; it's wonderful.' It's…

— Roddy Piper

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

— Roddy Piper

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One…

— Roddy Piper

Back in the early days of WWE, I remember doing 20 interviews every Tuesday, one right after the other on different topics.

— Roddy Piper

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on…

— Roddy Piper

I was 15 years old when I started wrestling full time, and I know what I had to go through to get here.

— Roddy Piper

Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit…

— Roddy Piper

I was raised by the last of the Gorgeous George era. You don't let somebody come from some other business, walk in…

— Roddy Piper

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an…

— Roddy Piper

I was going nine times a week. You get to a point where you don't really know who you are. You're running…

— Roddy Piper

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going…

— Roddy Piper

One time, I fought 90 fights in 90 days in 90 different places around the world. I didn't even know who I…

— Roddy Piper

Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple.…

— Roddy Piper

I was trained by, at the time, the toughest man in the world. Not according to him, either. His name is 'Judo'…

— Roddy Piper

My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back…

— Roddy Piper

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

— Roddy Piper

WWE and I have a long history, and I remember some very fun days back in the day.

— Roddy Piper

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

— Roddy Piper

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

— Roddy Piper

CM Punk is a very talented man, and I'm a big fan of his.

— Roddy Piper

Wrestling moves are made for arenas, not the screen.

— Roddy Piper

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

— Roddy Piper