You cannot buy happiness but you have to pay the price. — Robert D Dangoor Happiness Copy Share Image
Before we can wave the handkerchief, we have to have a cold. — Robert D Dangoor Cold Copy Share Image
Medium is the message but sometimes you have to go to the extreme to get what you want. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Ask me no questions and Ill tell you no lies. I wont make an allusion to the illusion. — Robert D Dangoor Illusion Copy Share Image
God helps him who helps himself but you have to help others before you can help yourself. — Robert D Dangoor God Copy Share Image
A railwayman was training to be an actor, but forgot the lines. — Robert D Dangoor Theatre Copy Share Image
I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in… — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
When you advertise something make sure that what you are advertising is generally well known - NOT including yourself. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Craziness in the heart is being over enthusiastic to one person. Craziness in the mind is being over enthusiastic to one world. — Robert D Dangoor Craziness Copy Share Image
A tax is money levied on a persons property, business or pleasure. A taxilevies money to get to a persons property, business… — Robert D Dangoor Business Copy Share Image
You cant fool all the people all the time but you can fool some of the people some of the time and… — Robert D Dangoor Fool Copy Share Image
Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by… — Robert D Dangoor Phone calls Copy Share Image
Don't bite the hand that feeds you unless youre taking the poison out of the hand. — Robert D Dangoor Poison Copy Share Image
Someone with a dog asked how far it was from A to B. I told him 15 lamp posts. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Religion brings man closer to God, but separates man from man. — Robert D Dangoor Religion Copy Share Image
When youre in the smallest room of the house youre nearest to God. — Robert D Dangoor God Copy Share Image
The duty of the tenant is to pay the rent. The duty of the landlord is to collect it. — Robert D Dangoor Responsibility Copy Share Image
True democracy is allowing freedom for others even though it reduces ones own. — Robert D Dangoor Democracy Copy Share Image
Girls at the seaside: Too young to handle, too old to hold. — Robert D Dangoor Girls Copy Share Image
Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips. — Robert D Dangoor Alcoholic Copy Share Image
