A railwayman was training to be an actor, but forgot the lines. — Robert D Dangoor Theatre Copy Share Image
You cannot fight everyone but you can make everyone die of laughter. — Robert D Dangoor Laughter Copy Share Image
Courting couples - are caught in the middle. — Robert D Dangoor Caught in the middle Copy Share Image
People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side. — Robert D Dangoor Grass is greener Copy Share Image
A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a… — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Tellsomeone you love that she has something on her lips and then kiss her. — Robert D Dangoor Love Copy Share Image
True democracy is allowing freedom for others even though it reduces ones own. — Robert D Dangoor Democracy Copy Share Image
Someone with a dog asked how far it was from A to B. I told him 15 lamp posts. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Being bipolar is like riding on a helter-skelter and not knowing when it will end. — Robert D Dangoor Bipolar Copy Share Image
Read the instructions - but sometimes you have to break all the rules. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
To a Valentine: I know its meant to be a secret but I had to secrete it from my heart. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
