Rob Delaney Quotes

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• I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting…
• It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up…
• It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking…
• On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you…
• The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk…
• The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live…
• With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so…
• I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, 'people.'
• Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.
• It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
• I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

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