The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time… — Philip DeFranco Alive Copy Share Image
Don't live like there's no tomorrow, that's stupid. But live your life like it's a story that you would want to tell… — Philip DeFranco Exciting Copy Share Image
Turns out the rules of Fat Tuesday dont require women to expose their breasts if you pelt them with beads. Most awkward… — Philip DeFranco Fat tuesday Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if Antoine Dodson was warning us about Peter Pan. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
“Live life while you have it; the fact that you have it is highly improbable, the fact that you will lose it… — Philip DeFranco Death Copy Share Image
Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time. — Philip DeFranco Food Copy Share Image
I feel that people angry over an interracial couple in a Cheerios ad prove that inbreeding is still prevalent in parts of… — Philip DeFranco Interracial couple Copy Share Image
I explained that the sun is a star to someone today. It literally made my head ache. — Philip DeFranco Astronomy Copy Share Image
