You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm supporting the New Orleans economy by maxing out my credit cards in a prolonged blackout. — Mardi Gras Copy Share Image
People say Fat Tuesday is like Christmas for alcoholics. That's ridiculous, everybody knows Christmas is Christmas for alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be sure to enjoy the trademark beverage of New Orleans named for the deadly storm surges that frequently decimate the city. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May this be the year we stop seeing New Orleans as a mismanaged natural disaster and return to identifying it with half-naked,… — Mardi Gras Copy Share Image
Happy Fat Tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a rule, I try to avoid the French Quarter because of the crowds, especially Bourbon Street. But hey, some people love… — Bryan Batt Copy Share Image
“To encapsulate the notion of Mardi Gras as nothing more than a big drunk is to take the simple and stupid way… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't make it to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, please feel free to reveal your breasts right here — Mardi Gras Copy Share Image
What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989? — Benny Green Copy Share Image
Fat Tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm having my own Mardi Gras celebration without the parades, beads, costumes, or people. — Mardi Gras Copy Share Image
Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turns out the rules of Fat Tuesday dont require women to expose their breasts if you pelt them with beads. Most awkward… — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
