Peter Sagal

The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon's Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the…

— Peter Sagal

“These were strange caricatures of human beings, weirdly inflated, their breasts enormous spheres, held in place by string bikinis with cups the…

— Peter Sagal

We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.

— Peter Sagal

Hillary Clinton, told a reporter that she and Bill aren't truly well-off, even though they're incredibly rich because they pay income taxes…

— Peter Sagal

Scientists have determined that the most irritating sound to the human ear is the sound of a knife cutting a glass bottle.…

— Peter Sagal

So "Grand Theft Auto," for those who don't know, is the video game series where players pretend to drive cars around these…

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If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

— Peter Sagal

In the ruling, Justice Roberts, who wrote the decision, referred to cell phones as not just phones but, quote, "cameras, video players,…

— Peter Sagal

Ben & Jerry's ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing…

— Peter Sagal

Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they…

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I am now gay 'cause I have watched Ronaldo...

— Peter Sagal

After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest…

— Peter Sagal

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for…

— Peter Sagal

“You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to…

— Peter Sagal

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires...

— Peter Sagal