I just feel in a lot of ways black people are so much looser and cooler. Just as a culture, it's so… — Paul Reubens Black Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to illustrate that it's okay to be different — not that it's good, not that it's bad, but that… — Paul Reubens Be creative Copy Share Image
I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time. — Paul Reubens I can Copy Share Image
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! — Paul Reubens Bike Copy Share Image
I usually go in ahead of time, like at a rehearsal, or a meeting, and tell them, "It may appear that I'm… — Paul Reubens Ahead of time Copy Share Image
I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice. — Paul Reubens Thinking Copy Share Image
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of… — Paul Reubens Cases Copy Share Image
You'd get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you'd… — Paul Reubens Carol burnett Copy Share Image
A large part of the reason I want to be so mysterious is so that I can move on and do something… — Paul Reubens Careers Copy Share Image
There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids. — Paul Reubens Inspirational Copy Share Image
I don't really want to direct myself, but I'm certainly torn in that direction. — Paul Reubens Direct Copy Share Image
I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of. — Paul Reubens Infamous Copy Share Image
It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist. — Paul Reubens Art Copy Share Image
Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're… — Paul Reubens Facts Copy Share Image
I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if… — Paul Reubens Caught Copy Share Image
I was Pee-wee Herman for so many years that it wasn't really a question that I didn't want to do other things. — Paul Reubens Many Copy Share Image
I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most… — Paul Reubens Firsts Copy Share Image
I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my… — Paul Reubens Childhood Copy Share Image
I wasn't a great improviser when I started there; I'm not really up on current events. I would always just mug, just… — Paul Reubens Character Copy Share Image
I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I… — Paul Reubens Business Copy Share Image
The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know. — Paul Reubens Knows Copy Share Image
Why would I, in a million years, want to do anything even remotely having to do with child molestation on a children's… — Paul Reubens Children Copy Share Image
