Paul Feig

You want a happy ending, but not such a ridiculous happy ending that it doesn't mean anything to anybody.

— Paul Feig

I couldn't be happier to not be acting. I miss it, but I don't miss the auditioning or trying to get work.

— Paul Feig

I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself.

— Paul Feig

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

— Paul Feig

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

— Paul Feig

My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic.

— Paul Feig

Why is a movie starring women considered a gimmick and a movie starring men is just a normal movie?

— Paul Feig

The greatest movies are the ones you want to watch again and again.

— Paul Feig

I hate that we're always called "the all-female Ghostbusters," because you wouldn't refer to the original as "the all-male Ghostbusters."

— Paul Feig

I've never had to get a job as a waiter or anything. I've always been able to support myself in 'the biz.'…

— Paul Feig

So many stars who have shows are intimidated by having people around them be funnier than them. It's always the unsuccessful ones.…

— Paul Feig

Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting…

— Paul Feig

“so, what happened next will have to go down in my book of Bad Decisions, planted firmly in the chapter entitled, I…

— Paul Feig

You need to have one element about your outfit that is imperfect, that says you live in it and you're not letting…

— Paul Feig

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being…

— Paul Feig

To me, there's nothing funnier than funny people in peril, because it's just a great springboard for people to be at a…

— Paul Feig

Little Britain… ever since it first came on… I come here a lot, we have a lot of friends here, my wife…

— Paul Feig

I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and…

— Paul Feig

The greatest way for people to experience a comedy is to go in not knowing anything about it. But because of marketing,…

— Paul Feig

'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.'…

— Paul Feig

It's healthy to have older friends. You go, 'Look, I'm younger than them!' That's always the nice thing, if you can be…

— Paul Feig

The good thing is that I really think that American television is in kind of a second golden age. Even though there's…

— Paul Feig

Where there seems to be a difference between guys being nuts and women being nuts is that guys are much more open…

— Paul Feig

As far I'm concerned, being an adult is way more fun than being a kid. But then I was a kid who…

— Paul Feig

I'm the biggest proponent of test screenings now. There's two ways to face test screenings. For dramas, I don't know if I…

— Paul Feig

You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.

— Paul Feig

I'm really a skeptic. I'm kind of not a believer in the paranormal.

— Paul Feig

I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some…

— Paul Feig

I'm not a painter who's saying, "I want people to see my work when I die; it will be this and that."…

— Paul Feig

I'm extremely, extremely lucky to be who I am and do what I do and work with the people I work with.…

— Paul Feig

At the end of the day, successful box office just means that more people saw what you did and liked it, and…

— Paul Feig

You just have to be classy at the end of the day. That doesn't mean you can't go with a midnight blue…

— Paul Feig

I always felt, and still feel, one of my best strengths as a director is having been an actor for a long…

— Paul Feig

I just love Kate. [Bieber], to me, is one of the funniest impressions because it's so all encompassing. It's like a total…

— Paul Feig

If some magic thing happens, and everybody goes completely nuts, and does something we never thought of, the cameras catch everything. That…

— Paul Feig

When guys see a movie starring women, they go, "That must be filled with these characters I see in these movies who…

— Paul Feig

Getting away from a white or light colored tuxedo shirt is always a little dangerous. Certain staples shouldn't be mixed with. Light…

— Paul Feig

That's the thing with women's movies - there's so much about kind of catfighting. And my experience is women aren't - look,…

— Paul Feig

One of the biggest things you have is your reputation and your reputation with knowing what's good and what's not good.

— Paul Feig

I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I…

— Paul Feig