“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.” — Patricia Briggs Funny Copy Share Image
I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I thought you couldn't make it here until morning," I said. "I hurried. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Why is it that all cars are women? Because they're fussy and demanding. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
There is no cash in battling evil: just the opposite in my experience — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push… — Patricia Briggs Faces Copy Share Image
Then he'd come back home and found out that war didn't cause fear- love did. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
You will eat this and go to sleep, so your pronouns get their antecedents back. — Patricia Briggs Going to sleep Copy Share Image
Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul. — Patricia Briggs Hard truths Copy Share Image
“He could have told her that he had no intention of bedding her, but he tried not to lie. Not even to… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately. — Patricia Briggs Demand Copy Share Image
Not that I'd really been planning on keeping the attack secret; it had just been an option I'd wanted to keep open… — Patricia Briggs Planning Copy Share Image
Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us,… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“I promise I won't spank you," he told me, his voice rough and low as he added, "not unless you ask me… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd been kidnapped… — Patricia Briggs Drug Copy Share Image
“Adam leaned down to Paul. "That edge you lost in your fight with Mary Jo is what allowed me to take the… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Pack is for comfort when you hurt, I thought, putting my head back down. And for the first time in a long… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Coffee or orange juice?” “Water is fine.” His eyebrows went up. “Uh-oh,” Auriele said, but she was smiling. Darryl was not. “Are… — Patricia Briggs Coffee Copy Share Image
Asil left Bran alone with his thoughts then, because if he stayed, Bran would argue with him. This way, Bran would have… — Patricia Briggs Ability Copy Share Image
I've been a storyteller all my life. When I was in high school, I used to amuse myself by driving through the… — Patricia Briggs Driving Copy Share Image
“Feeling scared yet? Want to go somewhere safe?" "It won't help, will it? We'd just run into Godzilla or the Vampire from… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“She gave Samuel a stern look. "Now, I don't know what's going on between you and my daughter and Adam Hauptman—” “Neither… — Patricia Briggs Mother Copy Share Image
“[The graffiti] had a sort of Christmassy look to it. The green paint tended to be short top to bottom but long… — Patricia Briggs Artist Copy Share Image
When we got to the moron who was sitting in the only path to the stairway, Adam caught my waist and lifted… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Someone knocked on the back door. He push back the chair and had to pause. The wolf was angry that someone had… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
His voice was soft and sweet as molasses; but my mother once told me that you had to trust that the first… — Patricia Briggs Chance Copy Share Image
“You have a real gift for getting into trouble, don’t you? That was one thing I forgot when you left the pack.”… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Some of the fae have an odd idea of bride send-offs," he explained "including, according to Zee, kidnapping." "I forgot about that."… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Kelly looked at the cop, then sighed. “What a cluster. I take it you haven’t been killing young women and leaving their… — Patricia Briggs Adam hauptman Copy Share Image
I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair. — Patricia Briggs Depression Copy Share Image
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
![“[The graffiti] had a sort of Christmassy look to it. The green paint tended to be short top to bottom but long front site to side. The red paint was fat and closed up. It sort of looked like garlands with red balls hanging down. There was even "Ho, ho, ho" if you skipped around a little and…” quote by Patricia Briggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aae/patricia-briggs-571_artist_the-graffiti-had-a-sort-of-christmassy-l_3061590.jpg)
