P.G. Wodehouse

“Fond as he was of Pongo, Lord Ickenham could not see him as a breaker of hearts. Yet it appeared plain that…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Lord Emsworth was a man with little of the aggressor in his spiritual make-up. He believed in living and letting live. Except…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“What I mean is, if you're absolutely off your rocker, but don't find it convenient to be scooped into the luny-bin, you…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Talking of being eaten by dogs, there’s a dachshund at Brinkley who when you first meet him will give you the impression…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“The hotel which had had the bad luck to draw Aunt Agatha's custom was the Splendide, and by the time I got…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Then they appeared to ooze off, for all became quiet save for the lapping of the waves on the shore. And, by…

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“Dear old Bicky, though a stout fellow and absolutely unrivaled as an imitator of bull-terriers and cats, was in many ways one…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Brookfield, my correspondent, writes that last week he observed him in the moonlight at an advanced hour gazing up at his window."…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Had his brain been constructed of silk, he would have been hard put to it to find sufficient material to make a…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“This Miss Wooster that I knew married a man named Spenser. Was she any relation?" "She is my Aunt Agatha," I replied,…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“He's quite a bit of a snob, you know, and when he hears I'm going to marry the daughter of an earl…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“It was all Mrs. Waddington could do to refrain from hurling a bust of Edgar Allan Poe at her head.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“One of the rooted convictions of each member of the human race is that he or she is able without difficulty to…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Bream Mortimer was tall and thin. He had small bright eyes and a sharply curving nose. He looked much more like a…

— P.G. Wodehouse