All Norman Wisdom Quotes
- I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry Born
- I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh. Albanians
- I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put… Always Difficult
- I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. Always Found
- My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line,… Always Clean
- I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen. Army
- All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved. All
- I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same. Childhood
- I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have… Audience
- I owe everything to the army. Army
- Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but… All
- But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. Been
- There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like… Comedy
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. Age
- My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's… Childish
- I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night. Born
- At my age, the radiation will probably do me good. Age
- I do play drums when I'm on tour. Drums
- I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano. Clarinet
- I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose. Band