All Neil Simon Quotes
- I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors. Actors
- New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it. Inspirational
- Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the… All
- Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out… Care
- If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. Chance
- If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. Been
- I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. Attitude
- Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity. Eccentricity
- When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72.… Angeles
- The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing of threads in the fabric of fate. Many strands bring the… Bring
- The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything. Achievement
- Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since… Already Knew
- Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation… Alone
- I felt like writing about a time when I was probably, and I think all of us are, the happiest in our lives-before the obligations… All