Neil Gaiman

“He tugged on an imaginary rope,somewhere on the level of his ear, and then jerked his neck to one side, tongue protruding,…

— Neil Gaiman

“He passed a stall in which five huge men were dancing to the music of a lugubrious hurdy-gurdy being played by a…

— Neil Gaiman

Does it make you feel big to make a little boy cry?

— Neil Gaiman

My very small part in WATCHMEN is that, every now and then, Alan would phone me: ''Neil, you're an educated man. Where…

— Neil Gaiman

Idris: Are all people like this? The Doctor: Like what? Idris: So much bigger on the inside.

— Neil Gaiman

You know that I love you." And despite herself, Coraline nodded. It was true. The other mother loved her. But she loved…

— Neil Gaiman

Mostly you are what they think you are.

— Neil Gaiman

“The marquis stared at Richard, openly amused. "What a refreshing mind you have, young man," he said. "There really is nothing quite…

— Neil Gaiman

Somebody would say, `Can you write us an article about big, bodice-ripping, blockbusting romance novels?' And I'd say, `Yes, of course,' because…

— Neil Gaiman

“You can indeed become lost, in dreams. And you may not always find yourself when you wake up.”

— Neil Gaiman

“the Trail of Tears: a cheerful gesture of casual genocide.”

— Neil Gaiman

“You lived what anybody gets, Bernie. You got a lifetime. No more. No less.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Back in my day, we had it all set up. You line up when you die, and you answer for your evil…

— Neil Gaiman

“Things like that, they're too vicious to die.”

— Neil Gaiman

Write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you…

— Neil Gaiman

It's quiet. No cars. No birds. Nothing.' 'No radio waves,' said the Doctor. 'Not even Radio Four.' 'You can hear radio waves?'…

— Neil Gaiman

I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I've been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being…

— Neil Gaiman

“Liberty,” boomed Wednesday, as they walked to his car, “is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses.” “Yeah?”…

— Neil Gaiman

“Sister? Where should we start?" "Here?" "Very good. We are here. Where should we travel to now?" "...somewhere that's not here?" "That…

— Neil Gaiman

“Can I help you?" said the footman. Richard had been told to fuck off and die with more warmth and good humor.”

— Neil Gaiman

“until the original mountain peak now raked the sky like the ornately carved tusk of some great, grey, granite beast.”

— Neil Gaiman

My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then…

— Neil Gaiman

“That’s as may be. You were her way here, and it’s a dangerous thing to be a door.”

— Neil Gaiman

The joy of doing 'Sandman' was doing a comic and telling people, 'No, it has an end,' at a time when nobody…

— Neil Gaiman

“I'm not scared of falling,' he told himself. 'The bit I'm scared of is the bit where you stop falling, and start…

— Neil Gaiman