Myself Quotes

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• Dont mess with me
• Which is plastic? Is it the one who tells the truth or the one hides? A thought to ponder ^_^
• I've been too many wandering, but what makes it all so special? It's how these lead me to you :)
• The moment you see something and you want it but, you can't have it cause it's already taken.
• I love you but I dont know what to do. You were the first boy who made me feel loved, but now it seems like…
• As you watch from a distance and feel too shy just go up to them and say hi, one thing leads to another and soon…
• I'm really sorry. I din mean to hurt u..
• I'd rather fucking with my hands than fuck with a hoe!
• I'd rather talk to a cat than talk to myself
• I have some rice field and I need a hoe, are you that one?
• How many mouth do you have? You only got 1 pussy and 1 lips, so bitch, please shut the fuck up before you get rapped…
• Stop typing a question dammit, you already know the answer, fucking pussy
• I said, kiss me slowly, why you look so scared?
• For all those who hurt, to all those who cry always know that there is a time that you WILL rise to be the greatest
• There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.
• You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
• The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching.
• I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death in the electric…
• Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say 'Eject Eject Eject'.…
• I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.

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