All Morgan Webb Quotes
- When I want a chilling vision of the future, I just watch the Golden Girls. Chilling
- Here's an anagram for you: THIS GAME SUCKS. When you unravel it, it becomes: THIS GAME SUCKS. Anagram
- Sonic 3 is reminiscent of sex. Or pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Bad
- Hosed down in Mega Man juice. Down
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo? Dog
- Where are my heals...I'm going for a run. Heals
- Die evil bunny...taste my deadly bush. Bunny
- But I told you, I don't have any balls! Any
- I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial. Molestation
- Yes, it's another damn World War II flying game. I wish I cared, but I don't! Another Damn
- Welcome to my world, Sessler. Welcome to my naked, cartwheeling world. Cartwheeling
- Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know. Anal
- For a game about non-lethal violence, it sure makes me want to kill the developers! Developers
- Delicious strawberry jam. That's right kids, people are made of jam. Delicious
- When you have to downgrade in order to play this game, Houston...we have a problem. Downgrade
- Bad music in games causes gamers a sharp, sudden pain not unlike a swift kick to the testicles...not that I'd know what that felt like. Bad
- My wookiee likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time. All
- I wanna see Tiger Woods attack Spiderman just because I would find it funny. Attack
- Yay, we're topical! We're addressing issues ripped from the headlines, just like Law & Order: SVU. And that's the kind of quality programming you can… Addressing
- Crunk energy drink sounds tasty. Crunk