“Ice cream only buys twenty minutes of forgiveness from a hostile bitch—I’ve timed it.” — Morgan Blayde Copy Share Image
“I know my place in the universe; now lie still so I can stand on your throat.” — Morgan Blayde Physics Copy Share Image
“God kills a kitten every time a girl masturbates. Save a kitten—sleep with me.” —Caine Deathwalker” — Morgan Blayde Humor Copy Share Image
