Mike Epps Quotes

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• Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream…
• Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a…
• I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them.…
• I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The…
• But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
• I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
• I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.
• I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
• She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in…
• You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.
• You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to…
• Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I…
• Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.
• I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.
• I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.
• I used to be a dusty little child.
• I would love to play Magnum P.I.
• We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.
• I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.
• I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

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