Mike Epps Quotes

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• I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
• Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that…
• Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's…
• You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but…
• I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.
• The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.
• They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you…
• You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.
• Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's…
• I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.
• I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel…
• With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men…
• We're top fight security of the world Craig
• Love nothing , And nothing you love can be used against you... Leverage is King
• YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2…
• SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T NEED A COSTUME YOU UGLY ALL YEAR AROUND!! happy uglyween!!
• Good morning, help at least one person today, and rent no negative space in your head.
• It aint your booty, its your beauty.

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