Michael McIntyre Quotes
- My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2…
- I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's…
- Normally you have news, weather and travel.....but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.
- They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon…
- So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.
- I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.
- There are only two conditions where you’re allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it’s snowing or the death of a celebrity.