All Mason Cooley Quotes
- Don't sacrifice yourself for me. I will not be grateful. Grateful
- Why not - is a slogan for an interesting life. Interesting
- Drugs bring us to to the gates of paradise, then keep us from entering. Bring
- Dancers dance through their pain I shrink from mine. Dance
- At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough. Curves
- I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think. See
- Orgasm: the genitals sneezing. Genitals
- Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings. Cheerful
- Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices. Accomplices
- The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong. Gone
- A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper. Dangerous
- Self-righteous victims invite extra nails. Extra
- Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all. All
- The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness. Charming
- A free spirit must be able to surmount anxiety time after time. Able
- Call on literary convention, and it will gladly tell your story for you. Call
- The negative always wins at last, but I like it none the better for that. Always Wins
- Lack of reciprocity ruins friendships, but makes love affairs exciting for a time. Affairs
- I love you to distraction, but Icannot see you until Thursday. Distraction
- My secrets are petty but humiliating. Humiliating