It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I never let my schoolin' interfere with my learnin' "___Mark Twain” — Mark Twain Education Copy Share Image
“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.” — Mark Twain Enlightening Copy Share Image
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. — Mark Twain Copyright law Copy Share Image
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. — Mark Twain April Copy Share Image
One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was… — Mark Twain Belief Copy Share Image
The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the… — Mark Twain Breaths Copy Share Image
Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that! — Mark Twain Heaven Copy Share Image
“there ain't no better way to put in time when you are lonesome; you can't stay so, you soon get over it.” — Mark Twain Better way Copy Share Image
Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the… — Mark Twain Creation Copy Share Image
It is sound judgment to put on a bold face and play your hand for a hundred times what it is worth;… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not… — Mark Twain Body Copy Share Image
Alas! those good old days are gone, when a murderer could wipe the stain from his name and soothe his trouble to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“MONDAY morning found Tom Sawyer miserable. Monday morning always found him so—because it began another week's slow suffering in school. He generally… — Mark Twain Monday Copy Share Image
A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Nothing exists; all is a dream. God—man—the world—the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars—a dream, all a dream; they have no… — Mark Twain Astronomy Copy Share Image
It is not like studying German, where you mull along, in a groping, uncertain way, for thirty years; and at last, just… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I said there was nothing so convincing to an Indian as a general massacre. If he could not approve of the massacre,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of… — Mark Twain Antiwar Copy Share Image
It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“First they done a lecture on temperance; but they didn't make enough for them both to get drunk on. Then in another… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I've just come to my room, Livy darling, I guess this was the memorable night of my life. By George, I never… — Mark Twain Admiration Copy Share Image
“Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human… — Mark Twain Artificial flowers Copy Share Image
“It made me shiver. And I about made up my mind to pray, and see if I couldn't try to quit being… — Mark Twain Psychology Copy Share Image
