Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. — Mark Twain Beautiful Copy Share Image
Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd have frozen to death. — Mark Twain Cold Copy Share Image
“ADOBE GARAMOND DISPLAY: AKZIDENZ GROTESK COMPOSITOR: INTEGRATED COMPOSITION SYSTEMS, INC. PRINTER AND BINDER: THOMSON-” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see — Mark Twain Blind Copy Share Image
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it!.. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“that dismal prison house within whose dungeons so many young faces put on the wrinkles of age,” — Mark Twain Prison Copy Share Image
No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and… — Mark Twain Beautiful Copy Share Image
The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“SATAN'S LETTER This is a strange place, and extraordinary place, and interesting. There is nothing resembling it at home. The people are… — Mark Twain Nature Copy Share Image
The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad… — Mark Twain Anti war Copy Share Image
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd saw; I once knew a… — Mark Twain Absurd Copy Share Image
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Kill the women? No – nobody ever saw anything in the books like that. You fetch them to the cave, and you’re… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger… — Mark Twain Beautiful Copy Share Image
I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is lead in his… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Fear drove many on deck that were used to avoiding the night winds and the spray. Some thought the vessel could not… — Mark Twain Fear Copy Share Image
So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The laws of Nature, that is to say the laws of God, plainly made every human being a law unto himself, we… — Mark Twain Anarchy Copy Share Image
When even the brightest mind in our world has been trained up from childhood in a superstition of any kind, it will… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out. — Mark Twain Flower Copy Share Image
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend. — Mark Twain Friend Copy Share Image
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance. — Mark Twain Ashamed Copy Share Image
Change is the handmaiden Nature requires to do her miracles with. — Mark Twain Change Copy Share Image
