If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes. — Mark Twain England Copy Share Image
The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember. — Mark Twain Deep thought Copy Share Image
Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. — Mark Twain Language Copy Share Image
“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The Jabalites … They worship no god; and if we in goodness of heart do send a missionary to show them the… — Mark Twain Humor Copy Share Image
It's awful undermining to the intellect, German is; you want to take it in small doses, or first you know your brains… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
As a thinker and planner the ant is the equal of any savage race of men; as a self-educated specialist in several… — Mark Twain Ants Copy Share Image
“I asked her if she reckoned Tom Sawyer would go there, and she said not by a considerable sight. I was glad… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was standing in our dining-room thinking of nothing in particular, when a cablegram was put into my hand. It said, 'Susy… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Loyalty is a word which has worked vast harm; for it has been made to trick men into being "loyal" to a… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Now, children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as you can and give me all your… — Mark Twain Children Copy Share Image
Man has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare the world for him is proof that… — Mark Twain Age Copy Share Image
In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore, in the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Adam is fading out. It is on account of Darwin and that crowd. I can see that he is not going to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The kernel, the soul let us go further and say the substance, the bulk, the actual and valuable material of all… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“One day on the plains he had an angry dispute with one of his wagon-drivers, and both drew their revolvers. But the… — Mark Twain Art Copy Share Image
“Covek je stvorenje nacinjeno na kraju radne nedelje kad se Bog umorio. I cemu je trebalo celi ovaj globus stvarati u zurbi,… — Mark Twain Filosofia Copy Share Image
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. — Mark Twain Focus Copy Share Image
It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I never let my schoolin' interfere with my learnin' "___Mark Twain” — Mark Twain Education Copy Share Image
“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.” — Mark Twain Enlightening Copy Share Image
