Ignorance is not, not knowing something. It is knowing what isn't so. — Mark Twain Ignorance Copy Share Image
There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).” — Mark Twain Individuality Copy Share Image
The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds. — Mark Twain Express yourself Copy Share Image
We take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin? — Mark Twain Artist Copy Share Image
Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice,… — Mark Twain Argument Copy Share Image
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. — Mark Twain Child Copy Share Image
For England must not fall: it would mean an inundation of Russian & German political degradations which would envelop the globe &… — Mark Twain Age Copy Share Image
Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is… — Mark Twain Comedy Copy Share Image
“Inherently, each one of us has the substance within to achieve whatever our goals and dreams define. What is missing from each… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to… — Mark Twain Cigar Copy Share Image
I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if… — Mark Twain Christ Copy Share Image
There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and shallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“And now the minister prayed. A good, generous prayer it was, and went into details: it pleaded for the church, and the… — Mark Twain Humor Copy Share Image
What is there in Rome for me to see that others have not seen before me? What is there for me to… — Mark Twain Charm Copy Share Image
You may call a jay a bird. Well, so he is, in a measure--because he's got feathers on him, and don't belong… — Mark Twain Bird Copy Share Image
In this age of inventive wonders all men have come to believe that in some genius' brain sleeps the solution of the… — Mark Twain Age Copy Share Image
“No, it was a human thing. You should not insult the brutes by such a misuse of the word; they have not… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Whoo-oop! I'm the old original iron-jawed, brass-mounted, copper-bellied corpse-maker from the wilds of Arkansaw!—Look at me! I'm the man they call Sudden… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious… — Mark Twain Bedtime Copy Share Image
It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others. — Mark Twain Noble Copy Share Image
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. — Mark Twain Human soul Copy Share Image
